Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Khloe & Lamar Recap: Welcome to Dallas, Rob


This week on Khloe & Lamar, the couple continued struggling as they adjust to life in a new city, with a new team, no friends around, and so forth.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, Khloe's family paid a visit.

Lamar's return to L.A. was documented last week. Now it's Rob Kardashian and Kris Jenner's turn to come to Dallas. How did everything turn out?

Let's find out in Sunday's Khloe & Lamar recap ...

Lamar Odom on the Bench

"Being new to a city, not knowing anyone, I'm definitely lonely," Khloe Kardashian says. "Now that Rob's here it gives me someone to hang out with." Guess the best friend/assistant and camera crew aren't cutting it. Minus 10.

Khloe and Lamar reveal that they'd like Rob to move to Dallas. "I don't want to take a step backwards," he says. Ouch, Dallas. Ouch. Plus 20.

"I get it," Khloe says. "You have your own life, but Lamar needs you right now, Rob, like your boy is hurting…[and] I am really lonely in Dallas." Minus only 5, because as lame as Khloe is, what else does Rob have going on exactly?

"Mark Cuban takes care of me," Kris Jenner says. Minus 15 for Mark Cuban.

Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are flown into Dallas on a private plane for the Mavs game. Feel like home now Lamar? Is it a good thing? Wash.

"I'm so embarrassed that my mom would go behind my back and reach out to Mr. Cuban," Khloe says, pretending to actually care. Minus 10.

Khloe & Lamar Logo

"My sisters and my mom, they tell me what to do a lot and it's so frustrating. I want to show everyone I'm capable of living on my own." - Rob. Dude. Either freeload off your famous family and enjoy, or don't. Just stop whining. Minus 10.

Plus 20 for Kris actually reaching out to Lamar. "Kris, I think she feels for me because she understands my mother passed away at a young age," he says. "She always has words of encouragement, and it seems like what she tells me sticks."

Even Khloe sees how much she helped lift his spirits. Plus 5.

"Moms are moms," Khloe says. "Does she embarrass me? Yeah. Is she annoying at times? Yeah. But that's my mom and I think if you asked anyone about their mom they'd say the same thing." Not to Kris Jenner levels. Minus 40.

Lamar gives props to Kris for reaching out to Mark for the box seats, saying knowing where his family was helped him during the game. Couldn't have helped that much, as he was soon released by the Mavs. Minus 15.

Maybe now he'll heed her words and quit the NBA? Minus 10.

Rob decides to stay in Dallas. Freeloader. Plus 5.

EPISODE TOTAL: -65. SEASON TOTAL: -195.

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